Mike & Morgan proudly present the 4th annual

White Trash
Bash

Leave your class at the door. We didn't have any either.

JUL31 · Sat, 2027

6PM'til whenever

🦞crawfish boil

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Here's the deal

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The Compound

3221 Schaper Ave
Look for the flamingos and the smell of cayenne. Park wherever the truck ain't.

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Crawfish Boil

We're boiling mudbugs with corn, taters, and sausage. Come hungry, bring a appetite and a napkin... or six.

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BBQ & Smoked Meats

Crawfish too fancy for ya? We're smokin' meats low and slow 'til they surrender. Pulled pork, ribs, the works. Wear your stretchy pants and leave the diet in the truck.

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Best Dressed

Prizes for the trashiest fit at the party. Mullets, camo, leopard print, sleeveless flannel. Go all out, no half-steppin'.

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BYOB

Bring your own beverage of questionable choice. Coolers welcome. Koozies provided. Lawn chairs encouraged.

A heaping pile of boiled crawfish from a past bash

Years of trash

Three years deep. Here's the evidence. Click to blow 'em up.

Hosts grinning ear to ear, hello from Erie

A heaping spread of crawfish, shrimp, corn and taters on a checkered tablecloth

Three guests posing by the fire pit in jorts and cowboy boots

Two guys in tank tops loading up plates under the tent

The ladies of the bash crowded together on the porch

The crowd digging into the boil dumped across the table

A couple in matching camo and tank tops in the kitchen

A couple hamming it up under the string lights, plates in hand

Get on the list

Mark it: Saturday, July 31, 2027. Invites ain't out yet, so drop your name and we'll holler the second RSVPs open. Beats hearin' about it from cousin Earl.